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19, 2009 Transcript Alexis: Knock-knock. Glad you're home. Jason: Not a good time. Alexis: Well, you know what? It's about Spinelli, so you should probably listen. Jason: Okay. Alexis: Okay, so I went to see Agent Rayner to talk to him about how I think he's abusing his power in dealing with your protégé. And so guess who I saw under his desk? Agent Leeds. See, and you're not even surprised. Jason: Well, it's none of my business. Alexis: The fact that the two of them are that close is none of your business? Jason: This is what you came to tell me? Alexis: What I came to tell you is that I didn't say anything about the fact that Winnifred was eavesdropping. In fact, I tried to get him out of the office, and as I got Agent Rayner into the hallway, I ran right into Spinelli. Jason: You saw him at the federal building? Alexis: I did, yeah. He was dressed like one of the blues brothers, and I think he was trying to be a secret service agent. In any case, I distracted Agent Rayner so that Spinelli could do whatever he was going to do with Winnifred in Agent Rayner's office. I should report the incident, but I'm not going to report the incident, because I happen to have a little bit of a soft spot for your peculiar little friend. So there, I've said it. It's all yours. Jason: Thank you. Alexis: You're welcome. Alexis: Thank you. I know, I'm late, I'm late. I've had a crazy day, and I'm sure business requests from you will make it that much more crazy. Sonny: I am throwing an event tonight for all the territories. Alexis: A mob party, cool. Sonny: Yeah? Alexis: RSVP or die. Sonny: You want to keep the streets safe, right? Alexis: I was just sort of thinking of the party games you could play -- bobbing for body parts, pin the tale on the squealer. Or you could play musical chairs. Whoever doesn't get a chair loses a limb. Sonny: Friction with the Zaccharas is gone. Jason and I are back, and I'm back in business. The city will be at peace. Alexis: No, honey, I'm still at the Metro Court. I had to have a meeting with the judge at the last minute. Yeah, did you finish your homework? I'll help you when I get home, okay? So I'll be home, let's see, at around -- hello? Hello? Oh. Could this day get any worse? Carly: Oh! Alexis: Please tell me this isn't so. Carly: Oh, let me tell her. Jax: Oh, no, no. Carly: Oh, come on, let me tell her. Jax: No, let me tell her. We just renewed our wedding vows. Carly: Aren't you going to congratulate us? Alexis: Congratulations. There's no discount on the next round of divorce negotiations. Jax: Don't be so negative. There's not going to be a next one, okay? Alexis: This -- who am I to say this is a disaster in the making? I mean, my track record is as bad as yours. Jax: Oh, you never know, Alexis. Take it from me. Happiness could be right around the corner for you. Alexis: Please don't wish that on me. I'm leaving before you two break out into "That's Amore".
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