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May
27, 2009 Transcript
"Help
Me With a Big, Big Favor"
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Alexis:
Oh, hi, there. Thanks for coming.
Agent Rayner: Sure.
Alexis:
Help yourself to a drink.
Agent Rayner: Scotch rocks, please. So any chance this is a social encounter?
Alexis:
I'm not sure that I follow.
Agent Rayner: Well, you asked me for a drink, as opposed to barging into
my office threatening legal action.
Alexis:
That's because you had threatened my daughter so that she wouldn't
get her P.I.'s license.
Agent Rayner: It's my understanding she didn't have the proper qualifications.
Alexis:
Well, as it turns out, she didn't. But that's not why I called you
here.
Agent Rayner: After our first encounter, you have an attraction you can
no longer deny.
Alexis:
I'm going to pretend that you didn't just say that, or worse, mean
that.
Agent Rayner: If I did?
Alexis:
You'd be flirting with me.
Agent Rayner: Maybe just a little.
Alexis:
Let me explain this to you as delicately as I can. I have a gift
for attracting deranged men. My last relationship was with a card-carrying
sociopath. So I'd just advise you to not even feign being attracted
to me, because then I would have to assume that you're a lunatic.
And right now, I need you to be this really sane, reasonable, level-headed
fed agent who is going to help me with
a big, big favor.
Agent Rayner: What kind of favor?
Alexis:
I need you to use all the resources available to you to investigate
this Woman, Rebecca Amber Shaw. She once lived in Opal City, Washington.
She's now residing in Port Charles. I need you to find everything
you can about her. Look over everything with a fine-toothed comb.
If you see anything suspicious at all, let me know. And then keep
it off the books.
Agent Rayner: You don't ask for much, do you?
Alexis:
I realize this is an unorthodox request.
Agent Rayner: First you imply that I'm a latent psychopath, and then you
ask me to violate all kinds of agency regulations, not to mention
a citizen's right to privacy.
Alexis:
No, no, no. I didn't say that you were a psychopath. I said you
could be a psychopath. There's a big difference. I'm counting on
you to be a very level headed, trustworthy agent.
Agent Rayner: And if I do what you want, I'm neither.
Alexis:
Here's the deal. There's this Woman, Rebecca Amber Shaw, who looks
identical to my nephew's dead fiancée. Her name is Emily
Quartermaine. Try to follow this. Emily lived in Port Charles, worked
at General Hospital, dated my nephew. This Rebecca shows up looking
identical to Emily, in Port Charles, works at General Hospital,
is dating my nephew. Now, this whole thing is really weird, really
creepy, and I think this Rebecca has some agenda going and I think
she's somehow connected to my stepmother.
Agent Rayner: Stepmother?
Alexis:
Helena Cassadine? Look her up. It's very interesting reading. In
any case, I think Helena hired her, gave her plastic surgery, told
her how to act in front of Nikolas, and sent her after him like
a heat seeking missile.
Agent Rayner: Why?
Alexis:
Because he has control of over $10 billion.
Agent Rayner: Now, see, that's the first thing you've said to me that
makes any sense whatsoever.
Alexis:
Mm-hmm. So here's what I think. I think that you should check into
Rebecca Shaws records, check everything -- her childhood,
see if she has any juvie records. Maybe there's something she's
trying to cover up.
Agent Rayner: Assuming I find something, what are you going to do with
it?
Alexis:
I will go straight to Nikolas and hope that he will cut Rebecca
out of his life to stop her from getting whatever she came here
for.
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