July 15, 2009 Transcript
"Intensely Obnoxious"

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Michael: All right, if you get Mom to let you come over, I'll take you out on the lake in the speedboat. No, who needs permission? I know where they keep the keys.

[Door opens]

Michael: Yeah--hey, that's Kristina. I gotta go. All right. All right, tell Mom I said hi.

Kristina: Ready to play?

Michael: Yeah, just keep in mind that while you were at Madison playing tennis, I was in a coma.

Kristina: Don't worry. I'm just happy to be away from my mother and all her drama. Besides, you used to be so much better than me. I brought reinforcements.

Kiefer: All right, later. Parked behind the Bentley if that's all right. Whoa, nice place.

Michael: Yeah, I don't remember inviting you.

Kristina: I thought we could play mixed. Make that very mixed doubles. You and me against Kiefer. Trust me, it'll be fun.

Michael: Ahh! Winning is fun, isn't it, Kristina?

Kristina: Oh, you really did play awesome.

Kiefer: Yeah, well, next time, I'm gonna wipe the court with you, Corinthos.

Michael: Bring it on.

Kiefer: You know, I was just going easy on you out there, right?

Kristina: Oh, please! I got out of the way on that last volley and Michael ran you off your feet.

Kiefer: You could be a little nicer, K. I just gave coma boy a chance to feel good about himself, just like you asked. So don't let it get to your brain, damaged head.

Kristina: Come on, guys, let's not spoil this by fighting.

Michael: Yeah, my sister's right. We can settle this with a rematch. Just say when and you can go as hard on me as you want.

Kiefer: Yeah, I just don't really let people beat me twice.

Michael: Neither do I.

Kiefer: Come on, K, Let's go to the club for a swim.

Kristina: I told Michael I was going to have lunch with him. Maybe I'll see you there later?

Michael: Yeah, maybe I'll go, too.

Kiefer: Son of Port Charles' biggest gangster. That's-- that's classy.

Kristina: He's my father, too.

Kiefer: Okay, fine. That's cool.

Michael: Why do you hang out with that guy?

Kristina: You just haven't seen his good side. He's really smart and very intense.

Michael: Intensely obnoxious, maybe.

Kristina: He's going to be a senior, Michael. Kiefer's super popular and he picked me. Plus he's a good kisser. [Sighs]

Michael: Did you really ask him to go easy on me?

Kristina: I told Kiefer not to be such a jerk with you. I really want you guys to get along. What can I say? I like it when he calls me K.